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Kalalassies Be Busy Lizzy Talking about Smooth Collies

Smooth Collie? Never heard of it! Kalalassie's Knock 'n' Roll – "Lotta"

Well, that might be a good thing! For the Smooth Collie, I mean. And don't worry, you are not alone... Really?

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Smooth Collies are NOT for everyone. A Smooth Collie can be a sissy. Or let's put it differently: Every smooth collie I have known is a sissy in some respect.

But they also can be the sweetest creatures you can imagine. But they also can be the sweetest creatures you can imagine.